Hi, I'm Jenny this blog that is filled with Teen Wolf, Hunger Games, Batman and other comic book stuff, stuff that I find funny, and whatever~ ... Oh and I will reblog photos of Gordon Ramsey any chance I get
I want to be as happy and content as this dog in a field:
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
i always prefer to be cold than warm bc if ur cold you can get blankets and tea and soup and hug somebody
when ur warm ur just like ‘ew get away from me, let me perish in my own liquids’
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences: